Sometimes, you need something a bit more special than just “hey” with a million y’s when you’re trying to grab the attention of your crush. While many stoner pick-up lines are totally cheesy, getting bae to crack a smile can often be all you need to break the ice. Besides, pick-up lines are meant to be taken humorously, so the cornier they are the better they work. So, jot these stoner pick-up lines down so you can win your crush’s heart.
30 Best Stoner Pick-Up Lines to Get Your Canna Cutie
1. *crystal ball emoji* I see us seshing in your future.
2. Well, I texted you and I have weed. What’s your final wish? *genie emoji*
3. Let’s play smoking games! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I take you out. *burger emoji*
4. How am I going to sesh with you if you keep taking my breath away?
5. Either I have the munchies or you’re looking like a whole snack.
6. It’s important to follow your dreams. So…can I have your number?
7. Want to sesh?
8. Can I save you in my phone as “smoking buddy”?
9. Can you send me a selfie? I want to show the homie what my future wife looks like.
10. Netflix and blaze?
11. Is it just the WiFi OG or is there totally a connection?
12. Do you believe in love at first puff or should I pass you the blunt again?
13. Are you a sativa? Because you’ve got me lifted.
14. Hrm. “Us.” Sounds like the name of a great strain.
15. Your eyes sparkle like the trichomes on this bud.
16. If I was going to name a strain, I’d name it after you.
17. Did you know there’s a date more important than 4/20? Ours.
18. Are you made of weed? Because you’re getting me high.
19. You must be a dab, because you’re hot and I want more.
20. Remember me? Oh, right. I’ve only seen you in my dreams.
21. If you were a strain, you’d be Cutie Kush.
22. I’m no lab director, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and I’ll see what I can do with it.
23. Kiss me if I’m wrong. Flower with 55% THC exists, right?
24. Want some mids? No? Well, how about dinner?
25. I may not be a cannabis photographer, but I can picture us growing together.
26. Are you a cultivator, because you’re making my love grow?
27. Are you a model? No? Oh, when did you quit?
28. Aside from being a sexy stoner, what do you do?
29. Is your nickname HS 11358, because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
30. If you were a contract, you’d be in fine print.
Cat got your tongue? Struggling to find the right words to let your crush know you’re into them? These silly stoner pick-up lines may be on the cheesy side, but they’re bound to make bae smile if you’re brave enough to take them for a test run!
With the hundreds (maybe even thousands?) of pick-up lines out there, it can be hard to find one that really conveys what you want to say. The above thirty stoner pick-up lines are a great starting point, giving you some one-liners that your date won’t be able to help but chuckle at. Whether you’re looking for the best stoner pick-up lines for girls or the best stoner pick-up lines for guys, we’ve got you covered.
Which of these 30 stoner pick-up lines are you going to use? Share with us down in the comments or drop your own stoner pick-up line.
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